"PHONE PRANK : ring ring ring.. hello? why did you kill my cat?! excuse me? why did you kill my cat? what are you talking about? I know you killed my cat! I saw you, you kicked it! what the hell are you talking about! why did you kill me cat!?!? I am going to tell the police!!!........... and let the prank phone call go on from there.. make sure you record it for later listening pleasure.. bound to drive anyone who answers completely insane if you play your cards right!"